Flushed

Rest in peace, big fella.

For those of you who don't know, I once had a very large toilet. So large that it actually scared my sister, who wanted to draw a chalk lining around it to make sure it didn't grow any larger. I was a little apprehensive towards it at first too, but I grew used to it. Now it's gone to toilet heaven.

Apparently they're replacing all the toilets in the building and it was our turn this morning. Now we have a toilet about half the size of this one, and it feels just plain weird. First of all, it no longer goes all the way up to the wall, so I feel like I'm peeing in the middle of the room. In addition, not being up against the wall makes it so much easier to knock the toilet paper and kleenex off the back of the toilet.

What's even worse is that it has low toilet water. Don't ask me to explain this pet peeve, but it just bothers me. You'd think that it would help calm my irrational fear that I'll pee so much one day that the toilet will overflow. Laugh if you want, but sometimes I pee a lot. However, the annoyance outweighs the lessening of an irrational fear.

On a happier note, my new shaving cream is green and it's awesome. I feel like I'm shaving my legs on a Nickelodeon game show.