1, 2, 3, 4, Pressure!

In order to understand this list, you'll have to watch this video. I assure you, you won't regret it.

Things I Love About Billy Joel's "Pressure" Video
1. The way he flails in his chair, as if the pressure induced seizures
2. When the camera freezes and zooms in on his face. That face would be excellent on a poster, or T-shirt
3. The slow motion image of a car splashing water on his pants and the look of digust on his face when this occurs
4. How Billy Joel apparently runs like Phoebe Buffay
5. The fact that Billy Joel sleeps with a glass of wine next to him and when he knocks it over, it turns into a raging sea of emotion. And his bed looks like a ten year old's
6. Billy's knowing face when the cup starts spitting out coffee
7. When the party guests go sailing across the room. From the pressure?
8. When the overly fluffy carpet starts to digest him. And then transports him into a maze. Of pressure!
9. How kid Billy Joel's pressure seems to involve scissors, film strip and a ketchup bottle swirling around his head. Because he once ran with scissors, couldn't get the ketchup bottle open and watched a movie?
10. And then vegetables and a Kermit the Frog doll go flying down the hall with him. I know I find both of those things very threatening
11. When we randomly switch to contestants on a game show and list their interests
12. And William Joel's interests are "fast bikes, cooking and water sports," but if you pause it at exactly that part, it looks like his interests are "fast bikes, cooking and water"
13. When Billy watches a montage of the video. Isn't the whole video itself supposed to be a montage? It's like an Escher painting, but a lot funnier and not so artistic.
14. Billy Joel's spinning office chair of doom!!
15. PRESSURE!!