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1. I wish I would have taken the day off. We had very few patients and a lot of people to cover them and it was absolutely beautiful outside.

2. It feels like a rhinoceros is trying to poke its way out of my uterus.

3. Spamalot was pretty good, but I think I might have liked it more if I had never seen a Monty Python movie (which would be quite sad, actually). It's just that you start to anticipate the lines and get mad if they don't do them well or don't say them at all. The Lady of the Lake was amazing, though.

4. It's days like today that make me wish I had a front porch or a back yard. We have the courtyard, but it's pretty shaded in there so you don't get a ton of sunlight. Plus you have to vie for the bench or sit on the ground

5. Plus there's always the danger of being attacked by one of the insanely large pigeon gangs that frequent our courtyard. It's never happened before, but I really think it could.