What the Duck?

Seen: The above animal on the evening of June 8, 2006. The creature was observed while driving by the docks of Put-In-Bay. In order to get a better look at this duck-like bird, Tim and I stopped the car and rolled down the window, upon which it decided to waddle towards the car. The animal seemed to be willing to accept food, however, we had no food on us save one lone midget pretzel in my back seat. We also wished to avoid having the animal launch itself through my driver's window, so the lack of food was probably a blessing. I have looked in at least 5 bird books as well as on the internet and I simply cannot find what the heck this bird is. In the meantime, I shall call him Turducken.