Lassitude

Have I always been this boring and bad at updating? Wait, it's better for my ego if you don't answer that. I'm pretty much grasping at verbal straws here because I've been avoiding writing for so long that I'm afraid if I don't write something now (even if it's just crap) I'll get completely out of the habit. So here it is: I feel kinda bleh. I shouldn't feel bleh, I know. There's way worse crap going on in the world, hell, even to people I know, I'm just in a bit of a funk. So I do puzzles and watch Law & Order SVU on Netflix and neglect housework. This is the new me, bitch.

Okay, so maybe it's not the new me, it's just Laura in a funk. Funky Laura. Does anyone else have "Funky Town" in their head right now? At least it's not....oh wait, "Black Velvet" is back. Kates and I heard it at kareoke (by an actually very good singer) and it's been following me around ever since.

Thoughts:
- I adore Netflix.
- I need to stop watching Law & Order SVU
- Work is still mind numbingly boring
- I think that the holiday Junior Mints shouldn't include white centers, only red and green ones.
- Did anyone else know they make coconut M&Ms?
- I need to look up the hours for the Cincinnati Zoo because I want to see the sand cat kittens that recently made their debut
- My mouth is so dry. I think it's related to the whole donating platelets thing yesterday.
- I got a new laptop. Now I just have to figure out how to get microsoft office on it.
- I need a haircut.
- My pinky finger is itchy.
- Luke Wilson needs to stop being in commercials.
- Did Owen Wilson once try to kill himself? If not, who am I thinking of?
- Apparently I have a paper cut on my pinky finger. And it's itchy. Son of a B.
- My cats keep sitting on my card table so I can't take it down.

See, this is the crap you get when you don't write too often. Or maybe this is the same crap you get when I do write more often, but you just have less of it? Whatever, you can't get rid of me that easily.