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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Pilates Indians Java Jive

- I need to cut my bangs. Which scares me somewhat because I'm afraid I'll slip and wind up with something awful like baby bangs. Remember when people had baby bangs? Those were some of the fugliest things I've ever seen. And don't say my fear's unwarranted because I have a cat that leaps on my shoulders whenever she gets the chance (And Grover who tries to leap onto my shoulders but only makes it to my hips and just hangs there perilously)
- People who drink as much iced tea as I drank this morning should not be so tired. What good is tea if all it does is make you pee?
- I tried a pilates video on Sunday and I really liked it. It was calming but I still feel like I worked out. I actually think I pulled my pilates muscle in my lower abdomen. But in a good way?
- Does anyone want to watch the Indians home opener (next Friday, the 10th)? I'm off all day and I'm ready for some baseball.
- Sadly I'm working for the actual first game (next Monday), but I'm hoping I'll be able to follow it on my computer. You know, like a good employee does.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Pick-Up Cow

- I've started about five different entries and they all seem to wilt after about a paragraph. Therefore, we're going to try the old favorite, the list format.

- I'm in the process of getting my prescriptive license and I have to do the most tedious things to do so, including this mind-numbingly boring DVD I have to watch. Correction - DVDs. Fifteen hours worth of DVDs. They couldn't just send us the powerpoints, they had to record a conference and show those.

- I got off work two hours early today and took advantage of it by going out to Steelyard Commons for a bit. Sad news is that Tim was actually off work until 5:45 (unlike most Wednesdays) and I only got to see him for a half hour. Happy new is that I got a cheap pair of flip flops for Tim and a cheap bra for me.

- I want to buy patio furniture. This makes no sense since we don't have a yard, and even if we did, we could use the money for something else. I just really like patio furniture

- I need to find an Easter outfit. This probably sounds silly, but I like my holidays to be as stress free as possible and having my outfit picked out in advance really helps me out.

- I also need to figure out what the exact plan for Easter is. Yeah, I'll handle that before the day too.

- I was driving home today and saw this in the back of a truck:


- Yeah, that is a cow. In the back of a car. I really want to know what the heck he was doing there. I think I'll call him Manny

- I think I could fall asleep right now and it's only 8:30. I'm a bit pathetic.

- I'm going to go. Not to sleep, but so I don't have to be on the computer

Monday, March 23, 2009

Nothing of Importance. Really

There's going to be an ABC Family movie with Joey Lawrence and Melissa Joan Hart. That's almost as good as the one where the latter was paired with A.C. Slater. I actually never saw that movie and I'll probably never see this one, but I find it hilarious that it's out there in the world. By the way, I say probably because one cannot account for what might be watched when you've got insomnia or a particularly bad case of the flu.

I think I've been staring off into space for approximately three minutes. You'd think that not writing for several days would make me a little more wordy, but that's not the case today.

Staring off into space is easier than finding words. It's also easier than cleaning my apartment up.

I think that maybe I'll have more to say tomorrow. Maybe.

Here's a goat in a birthday hat for your troubles.


Apparently her name is Minnie. Hope she's a better writer than I am.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Irritable Laura Syndrome

I am irritable. Actually, I think it needs to be capitalized - Irritable - not all caps, because that suggests a complete descent into hellacious bitch, and we're not quite there yet. So if you are in a happy place and don't want to be brought down by Laura's numerous complaints, I'd exit that web browser right about now. Can't say I didn't warn you.

List of Things Contributing to Laura's Irritability:
1) Damn Paxil withdrawal - I am exhausted and every time I take a step, it feels like my brain is getting jolted by something, which is a lovely addition to my persistent headache. So I get to feel like my cranium is blown up with this additional shock if I decide to walk. Funny, I think I have to walk today. And every day. My stomach is a mix of nausea going to pure hunger and back and forth, so that's also quite enjoyable.

2) The Pope - I am so furious that he would even think that condoms don't help the spread of AIDS in Africa, let alone announce it to everyone. AIDS in Africa is an uncontrollable epidemic with no clear end in sight. It doesn't just impact people who decide to have sex - It can change or even end the lives of the children whose parents have the disease. If you're a woman in some African nations, prostitution is the best paying occupation you can feasibly have, and odds are you're going to wind up with it. Not to mention, there's the stigma attached to even mentioning sex in schools, let alone advocating condom use. I know that the church preaches abstinence and is against homosexual relationships...Something I disagree with, but the majority of AIDS cases in Africa are not from homosexual relationships and many people contract the virus because they believe their partner is monogamous when their not. Aside from a vaccination which isn't ready yet and short of quarantining afflicted patients, condoms are the best thing we've got. And who knows how this thing will mutate if we don't handle it as soon as possible. The Pope has said so many absurd things, but this turns my stomach.

3) My pen - I'm referring to the pen that exploded in my lab coat pocket, and now everyone feels the need to tell me that I have a black stain on my coat. Why aren't lab coats black? It really makes no sense for them to be white because stuff jumps on them or explodes on them on a relatively frequent basis.

4) All the people raising more money for Harvest for Hunger than me

5) I left my soup at work - Self explanatory

6) That I really have about 80 more things to complain about, but I think I need to spare you

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Hak

"Just want you to know that our wonderful Hak died peacefully in his sleep around midnight. There was no major cause except readiness of mind, spirit and body to go."

I received this in an email this morning, from my father's aunt, Jean. The person she is referring to is her husband, my great uncle Hak. Hak was an amazingly interesting soul, and I'd like to talk a little bit about him.

Before he married Jean, he worked on a deep-sea fishing boat in the Gulf of Mexico. In the mid-forties, he was a margin clerk for Merrill Lynch, something that is somewhat humorous when you read more about his free spirited lifestyle. But despite those careers, his true occupation was art and he worked various jobs while taking classes and painting whenever he could.

In the 60s, Hak and Jean opened a gallery in their New York apartment where they displayed their work (Jean does photography and pottery) and the work of their friends. He created several underground comics and illustrated several works. At this time he supported the civil rights movement and helped men avoiding the Vietnam War draft. Later in the decade, they moved into a log cabin in New Jersey, where they have remained ever since. In more recent years he started a website and a blog where he mostly talked about art and politics.

It is difficult to describe their cabin without actually seeing it. It is simple, and reflects their lifestyle. The only sign of technology is Jean's computer and printing equipment for her photography (she's switched to digital in the last few years). A spiral staircase leads upstairs to a loft, where Jean and Hak sleep. Outside is the woods, and a bird feeder that Hak built and proclaimed that it was the only truly squirrel-proof feeder. The kitchen (filled with vegan food) and living area are in the same space, with a small table separating them. And everywhere you look, you see Hak's painting. Some are hanging, but most are stacked up against the wall. Tim and I spent an afternoon looking through them once, and we still didn't see all of them. The images sometime mix with words, sometimes the images just speak for themselves. Anti-war, anti-consumerism, anti-animal cruelty...These are just a few of the subjects that Hak brushed on his canvas.

His art is amazing to absorb - both the beauty of the colors and the messages that he left behind. His paintings have appeared in several shows, and even in concert productions in New Jersey. Back in 2001, he was interviewed by the New York Times. But as he says in that article, he didn't do it for the money or the fame. He didn't even care if his were the only eyes that ever saw his work. "I get out of bed and work in the morning and that enables me to connect with my life or existence or whatever," he remarked.

He was someone who I never truly appreciated until recently. He was someone who chose his words carefully and deliberately, sometimes with scathing hilarity, sometimes engrossing bits of wisdom...Sometimes both simultaneously. He was difficult for a child to understand. He spent the majority of my grandparent's 50th anniversary party taking a walk around their property. Some might view that as rude, but I think it just followed the way Hak thought. Why exchange the pointless chit-chat with someone you'll never see again? Hak would have rather been out in nature.Hak didn't really believe in doctors. He was 89 years old, and up until last year, he was fairly sturdy. He simply woke up this morning and said ''Ah, I'm still here.'' He knew he could be gone at any moment and that didn't scare him, I think he embraced it. He didn't die in a hospital, hooked up to IVs and machines. He died in his cabin at home, after a full productive life, and I find that such a blessing. I may not have gotten to know him as well as I would have liked, but I am so happy to have had the chance to know him. Peace, Hak.






"It just comes out of chaos. I have a vague idea of what I'm going to do, and I keep changing it and changing it until the color and the value is just right, and that's about it"

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Shut Up and Shave

- Grover got fixed today. Poor little thing was all lonely in his cage at the place. He sat on my lap, purred and kneaded my arms the entire way home. What a sweetheart. I hope he recovers quickly and it doesn't change him too much. I love him as he is. And he is currently asleep on the table in the sunroom.
- I really wish my legs would shave themselves. I'm completely willing to take the shower, I just don't want to saw my hair off. And then deal with the aftermath when I inevitably chop my skin. I should buy stock in band-aid.
- I started the process of going off paxil. I started taking it for my IBS three years ago and it really did me wonders, but now I want to get off all the medications I can. I'm hoping it won't mess with my stomach too much and I can stay off of it. I also hope I don't turn into a raging bitch.
- P.S. - I apologize in advance
- Tim and I watched "Righteous Kill" last night (we don't normally rent two movies at once, but we had a coupon) and it was definitely better than Changeling. I'm still not sure how I felt about the last fifteen minutes or so, but I'm pretty impressed, especially since I'm not usually a Pacino or DeNiro fan..
- Ugh, I need to have about eighty more burps right about now.
- Can someone come shave my legs while I sleep? I think I'm still making up for Sunday night.
- I know, suck it up.
- I think I'm running out of things to say, so I'm going to hit the showers

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Limbo

Why have I had "Be Our Guest" in my head for the last hour and a half? Usually I can pinpoint a reason for having a song in my head, like hearing a phrase or seeing something that reminds me of the song, but I heard no phrase and there sure as hell haven't been any candlesticks walking around the hospital. Might make things a tad more interesting.

I had another song in my head for about two seconds, then I realized that "Be Our Guest" wasn't in there anymore and poof, it came back into my head. I adore Beauty and the Beast, but this is getting old....

And while I was on rounds, "Be Our Guest" totally got Rickrolled! I vote awesome.